What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

True - how I loved my mum!

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Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

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What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What! how could you do that?

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“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

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My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Do you know what she said mum?

What do you mean son?

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So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.